What’s this about?
The card categories are personal and initially started out as an idea for my ex — who I’m still friendly with. I was driving one day and it dawned on me that it was almost the 1-year anniversary of our breakup and I thought, ‘shit, that was pretty monumental, we should commemorate that.’
I guess I have a few issues to deal with because the list of ideas kept growing.
Unfiltered categories include:
Divorceaversary – why not celebrate the day you were liberated?
It’ll be ok kids – it’s hard to comfort your child when you need comforting too. You can be the parent to them that you wish you had.
You suck, now or always – Maybe you’re overly sensitive now that you’re divorced. Or maybe your friends always sucked. Let them know.
Who finds someone first? – Are you hoping that it’s you before him (or her)? Not to get too petty but you’ll just feel better if you’re hitched first. Rub it in.
At least you gave me kids – Your own version of a Happy Father’s/Mother’s Day card. Because he/she did help give you your children. So there’s that.
Hey Neighbor (I don’t need to know this) – We all have them, so here are a few cards for the neighbors we wish we didn’t have, have to see or interact with. Nice pants Bob.
How it works
1. Buy the card
2. Write what you feel
(be honest and get it off your chest)
3. Mail it, hand it out, or slide it anonymously under the door
Each card has a name (changed, to spare the not-so-innocent) and a mini story to provide context and humor. This story won’t necessarily be yours and it doesn’t have to be but I want to share the reason behind the card.
Every card is illustrated — pictures are just a must — and mine are bold, unique and varied. I didn’t want to be like everyone else and just write it out. You know. Standard. Typical. Boring. Besides, pictures are worth a thousand words, right? Right.
Like an image on a different card? Let me know. I can swap out and use any of the illustrations you see. Have something in mind? Let me know and we’ll see what I can do.
Oh and if you can't bring yourself to do any of those actions, then send it to me. it’ll make you feel better to get it off your chest. And you’ll save thousands in therapy.
Plus, I love mail (that isn’t a bill!)
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